ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” yeah but have you ever had a 12 inch dominos pizza all to yourself
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life